Car for sale
 
The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper :
 
Automobile for Sale 1985 Blue Volkswagen
 
Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.
 
Never driven hard. Original tyres. Original brakes.
 
Original fuel and oil.  Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.
 Photo attached --- You HAVE to see this......